tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37733602011-12-14T20:39:45.828-06:00"Like what you like, enjoy what you enjoy, and don't take crap from anybody."Kevinnoreply@blogger.comBlogger13361100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1144964491352142752006-04-13T16:41:00.000-05:002006-04-13T16:41:31.453-05:00

Discovery Channel :: News :: Fossils Fill Human Evolution GapThe Missing Link found at last.

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Sleep Deprivation: The Great American Myth - Yahoo! NewsThis is an extremely interesting story.

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Finding drunks in a bar -- what are the chances? | Reuters.com"SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) - Texas has begun sending undercover agents into bars to arrest drinkers for being drunk, a spokeswoman for the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission said on Wednesday. Being in a bar does not exempt one from the state laws against public drunkeness..."

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Man's Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club - Yahoo! NewsRight here in Oklahoma.

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You got change for a Grover Cleveland, pal? - Yahoo! NewsSome idiot was trying to pass off counterfeit one billion dollar bills.

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CNN.com - Teenage 'Buddha' missing - Mar 11, 2006

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BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Furry 'lobster' found in Pacific

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ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Flying a kite in Pakistan is a dangerous pastime. Already it's banned for all but 15 days of the year but a provincial minister warned kite-flyers this week that any who cause injury or death with string made from metal or coated with glass could be tried under anti-terrorism laws. The Punjabi chief minister's unprecedented threat came just ahead of the start of an annual

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Prosthetic legs returned; police stumped - Yahoo! News"LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Two prosthetic legs stolen from a 16-year-old California girl have mysteriously turned up in her mother's van, the second time in three months that an artificial limb belonging to the teen has been taken and then returned, police said on Friday."

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How many states allow a resident to marry a cousin?Wow, this is an interesting article, I guess. I didn't know it was still legal in so many places. I thought it was illegal everywhere in the United States.

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Who's Reading Your Cell's Text Messages?"Have you ever hit "Send" on a text message on your mobile phone before addressing it? Ever wondered where all those lost SMS text messages go? If so, you might want to speak with Stan Bubrouski, whose cell phone has been channeling wayward text messages from across the country for years."

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Early beaver-like mammal swam with the dinosaurs - Yahoo! News"Thomas Martin of the Forschungsinstitut Senckenberg in Frankfurt, Germany, said the finding showed mammals had conquered the water 100 million years earlier than anyone thought."

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1140831860185341062006-02-24T19:42:00.000-06:002006-02-24T19:44:20.203-06:00

(The comments were already in this in the place where I found it, they are not mine)1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions whilehealthy people can buy

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1140660814972728642006-02-22T20:09:00.000-06:002006-02-22T20:13:34.996-06:00

"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths."

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Would-be rock star plunges from bed to death - Yahoo! NewsMan charged in killing over toilet paper - Yahoo! NewsSan Francisco to test turning dog waste into power - Yahoo! NewsLonely deaths of elderly shock nation - Yahoo! NewsRetired couples told cruise may sink marriage - Yahoo! NewsHow to get disqualified without really trying - Yahoo! News

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1140550410012086892006-02-21T13:33:00.000-06:002006-02-21T13:33:30.013-06:00

Vatican Decree Is Costing Publishing World - Yahoo! News

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1140550374463796832006-02-21T13:32:00.000-06:002006-02-21T13:32:54.536-06:00

Scientists say California quake could cause Katrina II - Yahoo! News "The probability of a catastrophic levee failure in the Sacramento-San Joaquin Delta in the next 50 years is two in three," Mount said on the sidelines of the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) annual conference. Mount said it could have a similar impact to the Asian tsunami in 2004.

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From a news article about aphrodisiacs:THE MYTH: Many spices and scents get a reputation for turning on the love hose, but licorice seems to trace back farther than most — to ancient China and to India, where it can be found in Kama Sutra preparations.Recently, studies have claimed men were aroused by the smell of licorice and women by a combination of cucumber and Good & Plenty, a licorice-like

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Forgive me, Father, for I have guns... - Yahoo! News

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1139442084013245362006-02-08T17:41:00.000-06:002006-02-08T17:45:17.600-06:00

Wired News: Super Vision Sans BionicsWired News: Sharper Image, Better Performance

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1139403959062414812006-02-08T07:05:00.000-06:002006-02-08T07:05:59.133-06:00

Slashdot | A Bathroom That Cleans ItselfWow! I was just saying in a chatroom a couple of days ago, "They can make a self-cleaning oven, why can't they make a self-cleaning toilet?"

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1139186065111690792006-02-05T18:34:00.000-06:002006-02-05T18:34:25.183-06:00

Invisible Library:"The Invisible Library is a collection of books that only appear in other books. Within the library's catalog you will find imaginary books, pseudobiblia, artifictions, fabled tomes, libris phantastica, and all manner of books unwritten, unread, unpublished, and unfound."This is pretty cool, especially since I read lots of books that reference made up books.

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Rails missing; it's hard to keep track... - Yahoo! NewsThieves have stolen 3 miles of railroad track near a German town.

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1139155078284637552006-02-05T09:57:00.000-06:002006-02-05T09:57:58.286-06:00

Everything you ever wanted to know about Groundhog DayWho else thinks it's hilarious that the place is called "Gobbler's Knob?"

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1139154972720355472006-02-05T09:56:00.000-06:002006-02-05T09:56:12.723-06:00

CNN.com - "New Car Smell" is Toxic, Group Claims - Jan 31, 2006I heard this a couple of years ago. I wonder why they're acting like it's a new discovery?

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1139154728960243842006-02-05T09:52:00.000-06:002006-02-05T09:52:09.030-06:00

Whale soul for sale -- one tragic owner - Yahoo! NewsWhat the fuck is wrong with people? And I don't just mean the person trying to sell the soul, but also to fact that someone bought the damn watering can for almost $4000.

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1139063175182540862006-02-04T07:43:00.000-06:002006-02-04T08:31:04.100-06:00

I've never understood what's supposed to be fun about getting drunk. What's fun about slurring and stumbling and acting like an idiot? Or, even worse, falling down, vomiting, and passing out?I guess part of the problem for me, is that I just have no tolerance for alcohol. I'm completely drunk after 3 or 4 beers. And being drunk is uncomfortable or painful for me. My face gets almost

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1139017955821949882006-02-03T19:45:00.000-06:002006-02-03T19:52:35.836-06:00

The best explanation for why I am the way I am. From an unquoted source."It is not difficult to understand how children who have suffered from malnutrition or starvation need food and plenty of care if their bodies are to recover so they can go on to lead normal lives. If, however, the starvation is severe enough, the damage will be permanent and they will suffer physical impairments for the

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Pa. Town Changes Name to Support Steelers - Yahoo! NewsI fucking hate people who get into football (or any other sport) to such a ludicrous amount. Everyone who supported this name change should die.

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Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.comTaiwanese scientists have created flourescent green pigs.That would be the best pet ever.

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How evil are you?Stupid test. I'm not that evil. Not anymore. A year or two ago I would've probably wet myself in glee at getting that test result.

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zomg!!! a/s/l rofl!!!!!!11!

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Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.com

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Merry Christmas!

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Children Learn By Monkey See, Monkey Do. Children Don't.

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The majority of Terrans were six-legged. They had territorial squabbles and politics and wars and a caste system. They also had sufficient intelligence to survive on that barren boondocks planet for several billions of years.We are not concerned here with the majority of Terrans. We are concerned with a tiny minority -- the domesticated primates who built cities and wrote symphonies and invented

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Televangelist Robertson warns town of God's wrath.WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Conservative Christian televangelist Pat Robertson told citizens of a Pennsylvania town that they had rejected God by voting their school board out of office for supporting "intelligent design" and warned them on Thursday not to be surprised if disaster struck...

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Study: Mice Sing in the Presence of Mates - Yahoo! News

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ideasling Got an Idea? Have an idea for an invention, book, movie, or anything else, but are too lazy to do anything with the idea? Well then, just post your idea to this site, and maybe someone will think it is a good idea, and do it! Or, you could do it the other way around, you know. Don't have any ideas? Then come to this site to get some.

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Ok, that was really weird. I thought I felt something moving in my shirt once, but I figured it was just the tag or something. But then, a few minutes later, I went to take off my shirt, and when I unbuttoned it, a moth flew out.Also: How many Batman cartoon series do we need? It seems like every two years or so, they come out with a new one, or at least make a change to the current one, such

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Product Placement Pushes Into Print

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Oh my god! Someone save that baby!It owes me five bucks!

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So, I never wrote the other day like I promised, but that's because something happened. So now I can write about what I was going to write about, combined with the new developments.If everything had gone as planned, I would be in California right now. That's what I was going to write about the other day, me and Melissa finally had all our plans set for me to come visit her in California. She

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1128299078929134822005-10-02T19:21:00.000-05:002005-10-02T19:24:38.936-05:00

Well, I hate to do this, but I had to make it so that now, if you want to put a comment on a post, you have to do that word verification thing, where you have to type the word that appears in the box. I had to do that because I'm suddenly getting lots of spam comments. I've received about 30 today.It's not that I haven't had anything to talk about lately. Actually, there's been tons of stuff

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Today on the way to work, me and my dad were passed on I-35 by a high-speed chase. Well, that's what they're calling it anyway, if you want to call about 80 mph a high-speed chase. It wasn't that exciting at first, when it passed us it was just this one little truck being chased by one Highway Patrol. We kept it in sight for some time, as they were only going about 15 mph faster than us.

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The other day at work, I saw two Nuns. That's the first time in my life I've ever seen real nuns.Here's a quick overview of what's happened since the last time I posted: Lots of stuff has happened. More cool stuff than bad stuff. The End.

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I did a lot of thinking today. I spent most of my work day lost in thought as I performed the mindless, physical tasks. Well, I spend most of the days like that, but even more so today. I was just thinking better, or something, clearer. It was one of those days I have once in a great while where I think about my past, and remember things I had forgotten.I realized today, that one of the (many)

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1125185541224282232005-08-27T18:15:00.000-05:002005-08-27T18:32:21.230-05:00

Communication is only possible between equals.(Quoted from Prometheus Rising, by Robert Anton Wilson.) "Adequate communication flows freely between equals. Communication between non-equals is warped and distorted by second-circuit Domination and Submission rituals perpetuating communication jam..." "Under the primate second-circuit socio-biological rules, everybody tends to lie a little, to

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1124844021100976602005-08-23T19:32:00.000-05:002005-08-23T19:40:21.106-05:00

When you take a bath (as opposed to a shower), you are soaking in your own filth.The Japanese have found a way around this. In Japan, you wash before you get in the bath. They sit on a stool and wash themselves and then they relax in the tub. This also lets them re-use the same water over and over. They fill the tub, and then use it many times before having to put fresh water in. Entire

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1124751186013146262005-08-22T17:29:00.000-05:002005-08-22T17:53:06.023-05:00

Humans are Domesticated Primates.Think about that.More: Humans are nothing more than domesticated primates. Deep down, in the hardwiring of our brains, we still have the same instincts and behavior patterns of other primates, and, in fact, of all other mammals. Millions of years of conditioning will not just go away. Human behavior and society makes so much more sense when you remember this.

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Hats of Meat "One always looks neat, in a hat made from meat." -Mark Twain

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So I went to the bank to cash my paycheck yesterday, and I realized something: The envelope they sent my money out in says, "It's been a pleasure serving you. Please come back again!" Duh, I kinda have to come back, since all my money's there.

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Boudreaux's Butt Paste

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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he perfomed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them,

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1124141163627756322005-08-15T16:22:00.000-05:002005-08-15T16:26:03.636-05:00

Black Balloonby the Goo Goo DollsBaby's black balloon makes her flyI almost fell into that hole in your lifeAnd you're not thinking 'bout tomorrowCuz you were the same as meBut on your kneesA thousand other boys could never reach youHow could I have been the one?I saw the world spin beneath youAnd scatter like ice from the spoon that was your wombComin' down the world turned overAnd angels fall

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The best cat ever.

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From "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," a passage I'm always reminded of in situations like this: I hung up and strolled out to the car. Well, I thought. This is how the world works. All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy him. He knew. He knew all along. It was He who sacked me in Baker. I had run far enough, so He nailed me... closing off all my

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1123621938221303182005-08-09T16:05:00.000-05:002005-08-09T16:12:18.226-05:00

My kitchen looks like the fucking plagues of Egypt or something. There's just swarms of gnats all over the place. I don't know why. I had some bananas go rotten a week ago, which always causes gnats, but not like this. Everywhere you look you'll see three or four of them crawling or flying. I just stood in the kitchen for about five minutes killing them, and got ten in barely five minutes.

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Fat KnobsIt sounds dirty, but it's really not. Fat Knobs are simply larger-than-normal knobs to put on the shift stick in your car. Call me immature, but I was laughing the entire time I was reading the page. It's full of sentences that are funny to people with really dirty minds, such as:"The composite Fat Knobs weigh about as much as a billiard ball... The smooth finish feels great when you're

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There should be a store that only sells sexual lubricants, and the store should be called "Lubrication Station."

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I just saw something really cool. It was a chess set, and, instead of pieces, it had shot glasses with pictures of the different pieces on them, and you fill them up with alcohol and play the game, and when one of your "pieces" gets captured, you have to drink it.Yes, I know I haven't been posting lately. I just haven't felt much like doing it, and I don't feel like doing it now either. Even

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1122592950860123582005-07-28T18:18:00.000-05:002005-07-28T18:22:30.870-05:00

Year of the Ratby Badly Drawn Boy(One, one, one, one, one, one. One, one, one, one, one, one)June is on the run for so longPushed and pulled then shunnedIt was so wrongThese fours walls crashing in won't stop me nowCause I'm alive, I'm out tonight, all nightEverybody needs to know it's the year of the ratEvery day we've got to hold on'cause if we hold on we could find some new energyStreets with

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1121733235833738762005-07-18T19:22:00.000-05:002005-07-18T19:33:55.840-05:00

Strange people who I do not know should not IM me at 3:00am offering to suck my dick. Especially if they are male. Actually, only if they're male should they not. If you're female you can IM me any time you want with offers of oral sex, but only if you're serious.This actually happened. I wake up this morning to find these messages:bj_deepthroat: hibj_deepthroat: you like to lay back and get

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1121529706131740672005-07-16T11:00:00.000-05:002005-07-16T11:01:46.136-05:00

The best Chinese name ever: Hung Lo.

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1121477009055013532005-07-15T19:59:00.000-05:002005-07-15T20:23:29.063-05:00

Wow, how amazingly cool is my life? I was going to spend a Friday night going to the movies, with my mom and my little sister. Yeah, that's cool. We were going to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which I really want to see. We didn't get to watch it though, because we got up there and it was sold out for every showing until 9:35. Wedding Crashers was also sold out. I only know this

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1121387779175931512005-07-14T19:22:00.000-05:002005-07-14T19:36:19.183-05:00

I really need to get out of the house more. I was doing great there for a while, leaving, and going places, and actually enjoying being out in public, but ever since I started this new job, I've hardly left the house. It's not shyness or anything again really, it's just laziness. I don't feel like doing shit on my days off now. I hardly even go shopping anymore. I haven't had any milk or

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1121263959292676022005-07-13T08:04:00.000-05:002005-07-13T09:12:39.300-05:00

Here are a few interesting web sites I've seen lately. I think I found them all through banner ads on other sites, most of them are not things I normally would've gone looking for.The Vanishing Tattoo - "Join us as Vancouver tattoo artist Thomas Lockhart & writer / adventurer Vince Hemingson capture on film, an epic quest around the world in search of the last authentic tribal tattoos."

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1121041769230639312005-07-10T18:21:00.000-05:002005-07-10T19:29:29.236-05:00

Wow, this is really fucking cool! ThinkGeek :: Inflatable Speakers.And this is the best shirt ever: ThinkGeek :: Geek Love Poem T-Shirt.

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1120090592720892142005-06-29T19:03:00.000-05:002005-06-29T19:22:02.700-05:00

Wow, two posts in one day, that hasn't happened in quite a while!I just thought of a couple more things I wanted to mention.I don't think I mentioned before, but I finished my Small Business Management course a month or so ago. I now have degrees and/or certification in Small Business Management, and Computer Electronics and Repair. You'd think I'd have a decent job. The reason I started the

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1120089461472441622005-06-29T18:36:00.000-05:002005-06-29T18:57:41.480-05:00

Here are a couple of webcomics I've been reading lately.Goats - This webcomic is hilarious, and very long running too. It's been going since 1997! This is definitely in the top five of my favorite web comics.A Lesson is Learned, But the Damage is Irreversible - Another great webcomic. There are only 29 comics so far, despite the fact that it's been running for a year now, but they are the most

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1119922928485249992005-06-27T20:17:00.000-05:002005-06-27T20:42:08.493-05:00

Except my titles are never witty.The next time some asshole is bugging me, I want to tell them "You better hurry along now, or you'll be late for your Goat Blowers Anonymous meeting."So I started my new job almost two weeks ago. I haven't really had time to write since then, or when I have had free time, I usually want to spend it doing something more entertaining than this. My new job is cool.

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1118541723429955612005-06-11T19:58:00.000-05:002005-06-11T21:02:03.440-05:00

Umm, yes. Three cheers for geeky post titles.The first set of good news is that Jared is not dead, just like we suspected. Chris finally got in contact with Jared's parents, and they said that he is fine and has been doing well. Also good is that they also gave us Jared's phone number, so I need to call him sometime.The second piece of (very) good news is... I finally got a better job! Even

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1118284858620273702005-06-08T21:26:00.000-05:002005-06-08T21:40:58.626-05:00

Today I was talking to Chris in instant messages, and he told me that one of our friends from High School had died in a motorcycle wreck. Then after a while he said that it actually may not have been him. His name is Jared Vaughn, but there are a lot of Vaughns around here, and in fact there's another Jared Vaughn in another town nearby. We still didn't know which it was. Chris hadn't seen

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1118020878277604712005-06-05T20:14:00.000-05:002005-06-05T20:21:18.283-05:00

Your pirate name is:Mad Davy RackhamEvery pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!Get your pirate name here.Crap, I like it better as Rack-ham.

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1117847760014273862005-06-03T20:16:00.000-05:002005-06-03T20:16:00.020-05:00

I meant to post this days ago, but forgot. Oh well, here it is anyway, even though everyone's probably heard about it already. Former FBI official says he was 'Deep Throat' - 05/31/05 "SANTA ROSA, Calif. -- A former FBI official claims he was "Deep Throat," the long-anonymous source who leaked secrets about President Nixon's Watergate coverup to The Washington Post, his family said Tuesday."

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1117847211153677412005-06-03T20:06:00.000-05:002005-06-03T20:06:51.160-05:00

Restaurant Serves Food in Toilet Bowls - Yahoo! News "KAOHSIUNG, Taiwan - Taiwanese restaurateur Eric Wang has given new meaning to the traditional revelers' cry of bottoms up. His eatery in the southern city of Kaohsiung delivers its food not on conventional plates and dishes, but in miniaturized Western and Asian style toilets, both the flush and non-flush variety. "For anyone missing the

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1117846966747134842005-06-03T20:02:00.000-05:002005-06-03T20:02:46.753-05:00

German Restorers Find Hidden Munch Work - Yahoo! News "BERLIN - An unknown painting by Edvard Munch has been found after restorers discovered it hidden behind another canvas." (Click the above link to read more)

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Bodies of Four Infants Found in Austria - Yahoo! News "VIENNA, Austria - It was a balmy spring day, and the man thought he'd fetch some ice cream from the freezer he shared with other tenants in his apartment complex. But when he lifted the lid, he recoiled in horror at the gruesome sight of a frozen infant wrapped in plastic. "What happened next has held usually tranquil Austria spellbound:

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1117768389992929052005-06-02T22:11:00.000-05:002005-06-02T22:13:09.996-05:00

God dammit.Right now I fucking hate everyone and everything.I'm gonna go for a drive or something.

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1117508191776707092005-05-30T21:56:00.000-05:002005-05-30T22:29:46.876-05:00

MC FrontalotMC Frontalot, the world's 579th-greatest rapper. Nerdcore Hiphop is the music of the future.MC Frontalot is a rapper who has created what he calls "Nerdcore." It's hiphop that is geeky, basically. He's been around for a while, but I only heard about him in recent months. I'm not a big fan of rap and hiphop, but some of his stuff is really cool.I recommend "Which MC Was That?", and "

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1117500788369651142005-05-30T18:59:00.000-05:002005-05-30T19:53:08.376-05:00

So I still don't have a car. When I first took it to the shop, he thought the heads were cracked, and maybe a rod was bent. Turned out it was neither. My head gasket was bad, among other things. It still ended up costing me $1046.62. Only $400 of that was labor, the rest was parts. So then I picked it up, and it did fine on the drive home, but then a few minutes later I got in it again, and it

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1116815087667707082005-05-22T21:12:00.000-05:002005-05-22T21:24:47.676-05:00

I don't know how good this post will turn out, as I am so sick I can barely think right now, and my eyes burn so bad I can barely see the computer screen.I can almost hear the money being sucked from my bank account. We thought maybe my car was fixed the other day, but it's not. I drove it to work yesterday, and everything was fine, but when I tried to drive home on break, the car wouldn't

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1116636502755030222005-05-20T18:51:00.000-05:002005-05-20T20:02:47.646-05:00

So I went and saw Star Wars Episode III today. It was fucking fantastic. I have to commit a geek heresy here, and say that I think it was probably even better than the original three movies. Most everyone else I've talked to agrees.So, I don't really have much else to say about it, as I don't want to spoil anything. But it was fucking great. The first 15 minutes alone were better than Episodes 1

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1116633040484208532005-05-20T18:49:00.000-05:002005-05-20T18:50:40.490-05:00

There should be a brand of extra-large condoms called "Anacondoms."

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1116452514060879402005-05-18T16:36:00.000-05:002005-05-18T16:41:54.066-05:00

So, yes, Episode Three premiers tonight at midnight. Almost all of my friends are going up there to wait in line and see it tonight. I'm not. In my opinion, no movie is worth standing in a long line for, and fighting crowds. I don't care if the line was only a ten minute wait, I still wouldn't do it. I'm not going to see it tomorrow, either, as I work tomorrow, and by the time I got off from

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1116451714591314202005-05-18T16:28:00.000-05:002005-05-18T16:28:34.593-05:00

The Death of a Muslim Woman: "The Whore Lived Like a German" - International - SPIEGEL ONLINE "In the past four months, six Muslim women living in Berlin have been brutally murdered by family members. Their crime? Trying to break free and live Western lifestyles. Within their communities, the killers are revered as heroes for preserving their family dignity. How can such a horrific and

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1116451645816919212005-05-18T16:27:00.000-05:002005-05-18T16:27:25.893-05:00

Silent 'Piano Man' poses beach riddle - Yahoo! News "LONDON (Reuters) - A smartly dressed man found wandering in a soaking wet suit near an English beach has baffled police and care workers after he refused to say a word and then gave a virtuoso piano performance."

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1116033058115329362005-05-13T20:10:00.000-05:002005-05-13T20:10:58.120-05:00

Boo-Boo was a hamster goddess!

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1116031487827472952005-05-13T19:44:00.000-05:002005-05-13T19:44:47.893-05:00

Bogus mariachi bands rob music-lovers - Yahoo! News

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1115697132014693182005-05-09T22:52:00.000-05:002005-05-09T22:52:12.920-05:00

Britain, UK news from The Times and The Sunday Times - Times Online Recent tests show that sending text messages, and emails and the like actually lower your IQ. Even more than being high.

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1115523192101981982005-05-07T22:30:00.000-05:002005-05-07T22:35:22.623-05:00

Daniel pointed out at work today, that while a couple of days ago, the date was 5/5/05, next year will be even better, because June 6th will be 6/6/06.Also, many people online have been excited about how today is Haiku Day, or 5/7/5.

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1115097456152061582005-05-03T00:15:00.000-05:002005-05-03T00:17:36.153-05:00

Michael Jackson rocks, I don't care what anyone else says.Sure, he's a hideous-looking, child-molesting freak, but he can fucking sing like no one else.

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1115084233278062382005-05-02T20:36:00.000-05:002005-05-02T20:37:13.280-05:00

What's On Jesus' iPod? / Protest anthems, Zeppelin, gospel, classical and, of course, Nine Inch Nails. And, yes, Jesus does P2PThis is a very cool and very funny article about what Jesus would have on his iPod ("You know he has one") and why. On a cool side note, about the "60's Protest Songs" it mentions, I have every one of them it mentions on MY iPod. It's a pretty long article, but worth the

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1115078120087828552005-05-02T18:55:00.000-05:002005-05-02T18:55:20.086-05:00

AbcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzAbcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzAbcdefghijk.com - The World's Longest Alphabetical Email Address It is so long that... -Some web forms are unable to read your email address -Some email software cannot be configured -People have a hard time typing your email address -Companies thing that your email address is fake -The longest alphabetical email address on Earth! and... IT'S

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1113837675862668152005-04-18T10:18:00.000-05:002005-04-18T10:21:15.863-05:00

I want to become a genetic scientist, and find a way to cross-breed squirrels and chihuahuas, thus making the best animal EVER.

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1113799442318110982005-04-17T23:44:00.000-05:002005-04-17T23:44:02.316-05:00

Unintentionally sexual comic book covers: Part 1.

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1113799342900445322005-04-17T23:42:00.000-05:002005-04-17T23:42:22.900-05:00

The Great Boston Molasses Flood "In 1919, a 50-foot-high steel tank loomed over Boston's North End. Built by the Purity Distilling Company four years earlier, the tank could hold up to 2.5 million gallons of molasses to be used in the production of rum and industrial alcohol. At 12:40 pm on Wednesday, January 19, 1919, the tank burst, sending a gigantic wave of molasses rushing down Commercial

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1113504063517468832005-04-14T13:37:00.000-05:002005-04-14T13:41:03.516-05:00

Here's a hilarious comment that was made in the Kingdom of Loathing chat that had me laughing for about ten minutes. For anyone who doesn't play the game, "by my crap" is a misspelling for "Buy my crap," referring to person's store they run in-game. NuclearDachshund: by my crap...just restockedliquidpanel: Now that's a good expression. "by my crap..." -hic-liquidpanel: Like, "by my crap, I've

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3773360.post-1113502011305460102005-04-14T13:06:00.000-05:002005-04-14T13:06:51.306-05:00

IT'S A TRAP! Yeah, I don't know why this page exists either. It is kinda funny, though.

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