Let My Kitchen Go
My kitchen looks like the fucking plagues of Egypt or something. There's just swarms of gnats all over the place. I don't know why. I had some bananas go rotten a week ago, which always causes gnats, but not like this. Everywhere you look you'll see three or four of them crawling or flying. I just stood in the kitchen for about five minutes killing them, and got ten in barely five minutes. I killed at least 30 gnats yesterday. Everyday there's more of them. Usually once you get rid of the offending fruit, the gnats are gone within a day or two, but not these. Everyday there's more and more of them. I picked my kitchen towel up off the cabinet the other night, and at least half a dozen gnats flew out from underneath it.
I've also killed five or six crickets in my apartment over the last week. I HATE crickets. At least these don't chirp at night for some reason, I haven't heard a one. Everywhere around here always has crickets really bad in the summer, At Carl's Jr. there'd always be crickets everywhere inside the place.
I hate crickets, and grasshoppers. I think mostly because of their scratchy, spiky back legs.