Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: Umm, how about no?

Monday, July 18, 2005

Umm, how about no?

Strange people who I do not know should not IM me at 3:00am offering to suck my dick. Especially if they are male. Actually, only if they're male should they not. If you're female you can IM me any time you want with offers of oral sex, but only if you're serious.

This actually happened. I wake up this morning to find these messages:

bj_deepthroat: hi
bj_deepthroat: you like to lay back and get deep throated as long as no one ever knows aboutit and all you do is get sucked.

After I get over the surprise, I decide to check the person's profile, and it's a 31 year old man. It's not one of those porn bots that sometimes message you on Yahoo, either. There were no pictures or links in the profile like there would be if it was. Just an age and sex.

So yeah, it would be a great offer coming from a woman, but not from a guy. I'm also still not sure if it was supposed to be a question, or a statement. There's no question mark. If you're just stating that I like to lay back and get sucked, yes, you are right. But if you are asking if I would like to lay back and get sucked by you, the answer is no.