I want to start a polka band. We'd do covers of Hoobastank songs, and we'd call ourselves "Tubastank."
This thought just spontaneously entered my brain when I was looking at some maps and saw that there is a city in Arizona called Tuba City. Also, there is a town in New Mexico called Pie Town. I want to live in Pie Town.
And now I just about died laughing, because I saw a town called Shafter, and I instantly said, "Shafter? I hardly know her!"