Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: Oven

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Oven

Attention: "Oven" is now a verb.

I was just looking through the fridge, trying to decide what to eat, and I said to myself, "Yeah, I think I'll oven me a corn dog." I normally cook them in the microwave, but occasionally I cook them in the oven. My oven sucks so much, it takes 30 minutes at 500 degrees to cook a fucking corn dog.