Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: Gizoogle

Thursday, February 24, 2005


Wow, this site is hilarious. Gizoogle - Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit.

Yes, it's Gizoogle, the gangsta search engine. Actually, it's not really a search engine, it's one of those things that you give it a web address, and it translates the page, making it look like it was written by Snoop Dogg. Here is a sample from my page:

My W-to-tha-izzish

I would gizzle anyth'n ta be able ta go bizzy in tizzy n go ta a P-to-tha-izzink Floyd concert. It would be so cool, I'd probably die of extreme joy before tha concert was ova spittin' that shiznit.

It also has a place where you can just type in text, and it will translate it the same way, as with this passage from the Bible:

In tha perpetratin' God created tha heaven n tha earth.

And tha earth was witout form, n void; n darkness was upon tha face of
tha deep ya feelin' me?. And tha Spirit of God moved upon tha face of
tha wata.

And God said, "Let there be light . Keep the party crackin while I'm
steady rappin'": n there was light.

And God saw tha light, thiznat it was good: n God divided tha light
friznom tha darkness cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map.

And God called tha light Day, n tha darkness he called
"N-to-tha-izzight". And tha pimpin' n tha morn'n were tha
F-to-tha-izzirst day gangsta style.

Also, it has a image gallery full of very funny images.