Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: Yankees Jokes

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Yankees Jokes

I never talk about sports on here, mostly because I hate sports. I don't like baseball, and I don't give a shit about either the Yankees or the Red Sox, but the last couple of weeks there's been a lot of talk about them, and a lot of rivalry between fans of the two. Even though I don't care, I still found this joke I just saw to be hilarious.

Q: What do Yankees fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Here's some more from the same webpage. A lot of these though are just old blonde jokes with "Yankees" or "Yankees Fans" substituted in the place of blonde.

Now, some decent Yankee bashing from an e-mail:
Q: What has 400 feet and 4 teeth?
A: The first row of the bleachers at Yankee Stadium.

-Yankee Stamps-
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of Yankees players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

-Yankee Fans on a Bike-
Q: If you see a Yankees fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: There's a good chance it's your bicycle.

-Yankees in the Sand-
Q: What do you have when 100 Yankees fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

-Dead Dog and a Yankee Fan-
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Yankees fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

-Birth Control-
Q: What do Yankees fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

-Two Bullets...-
Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Yankees fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Yankees Fan.......Twice!

-Eyes lit up-
Q: How do you get a Yankee fans eyes to light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear!

-Big Foot and a Yankee fan-
Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart Yankee fan?
A: Big Foot has actually been sited before!

-Yankee's quick humor-
Q: How do you make a Yankee fan laugh on Monday?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday!

-Yankee IQ test-
Q:what does your average yankee fan get on an I.Q. test?
A: Drool!