I never talk about sports on here, mostly because I hate sports. I don't like baseball, and I don't give a shit about either the Yankees or the Red Sox, but the last couple of weeks there's been a lot of talk about them, and a lot of rivalry between fans of the two. Even though I don't care, I still found this joke I just saw to be hilarious.
Q: What do Yankees fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Here's some more from the same webpage. A lot of these though are just old blonde jokes with "Yankees" or "Yankees Fans" substituted in the place of blonde.
Now, some decent Yankee bashing from an e-mail:
Q: What has 400 feet and 4 teeth?
A: The first row of the bleachers at Yankee Stadium.
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of Yankees players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
-Yankee Fans on a Bike-
Q: If you see a Yankees fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: There's a good chance it's your bicycle.
-Yankees in the Sand-
Q: What do you have when 100 Yankees fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
-Dead Dog and a Yankee Fan-
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Yankees fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: What do Yankees fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Yankees fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Yankees Fan.......Twice!
-Eyes lit up-
Q: How do you get a Yankee fans eyes to light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear!
-Big Foot and a Yankee fan-
Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart Yankee fan?
A: Big Foot has actually been sited before!
-Yankee's quick humor-
Q: How do you make a Yankee fan laugh on Monday?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday!
-Yankee IQ test-
Q:what does your average yankee fan get on an I.Q. test?