Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: Mmmm... Ham.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Mmmm... Ham.

So I was sitting around talking to myself in weird voices, making up strange conversations, like I usually do, and came up with this.

Man 1: Do you like... ham?
Man 2: Why, yes. I like ham quite a lot. Why?
Man 1: Because of this! (Hits him on the head with a large ham)
Man 2: You bastard!