Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Some Lists, Grouped Together.

Thursday, October 28, 2004

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Some Lists, Grouped Together.

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Some Lists, Grouped Together.

INAPPROPRIATE "DO IT" SLOGANS.
By Jeremy Martin

Cardiologists do it 'til your heart stops.

Poison Control Hotline operators do it 'til you puke.

Catholic priests do it 'til you hit puberty.

Vice presidents do it from an undisclosed location.

Trekkies do it 'til their mom comes home.

Donkey anesthesiologists do it 'til your ass falls asleep.