Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: I Feel Sorry for Their Daughter

Monday, October 25, 2004

I Feel Sorry for Their Daughter

"With every kid that you adopt, you promise to love them and be a good parent and take care of this child. And that's what we did with Kevin." Pat Posey of Maryland who with her husband Joe have "raised" a Cabbage Patch doll as their only son for 19 years. The foot-tall doll, christened Kevin, has his own 1,000 sq ft playroom, a doll-sized Corvette car, a pet dog, a full wardrobe and savings fund for college. The couple prefer him to their real child, an adult daughter named Vicky.

And something else weird I just read... 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.