Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: Hostile Horoscope

Monday, October 18, 2004

Hostile Horoscope

This is the most hostile, angry sounding horoscope I've ever seen:

Okay, the party is over. Time to put away those sinful pleasures, dear Sagittarius, such as the vintage champagne, the chocolate truffles and who knows what you won't even admit to hoarding secretly. Take a hard look at your home and get serious about putting things into order. That old reality check is coming, so today would be a good time to get ready by tidying up the house and getting your head into gear.