Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: Everyone Loves Vaginas!

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Everyone Loves Vaginas!

Someone got to my site today by searching for "Strange shape vaginas." my site was ninth on the list.

One of the top results for that search was this site. (Not work safe) Vagina Institute

This is not a porn site, it's a scientific institute that researches all aspects of the vagina. If you've got questions or problems concerning vaginas, or just want to know if your vagina is "normal," this is the site to go to. You can also help their efforts by telling them things about your vagina or your girlfriend's vagina. Also has vaginal care tips and tricks, including ways to keep your vagina tight.

Hooray for vaginas!

Speaking of which, here's the lyrics to a song I've been listening to a lot lately. I've had the CD for a few years, after Melissa recommended that I go out and get it, but I've recently been listening to it a lot. It probably has something to do with the fact that I've been really horny lately. Yes, even more than usual.

Pussy
Lords of Acid

I wanna see your pussy - everybody says it's nice
Can I come and visit - I'll be at your house tonight
They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too
You wanna play with pussy all the time
To hide that kinda pussy is a crime
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's kinda sick

I wanna bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time
My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean
I bring my pussy everywhere I go
To watch my little pussy is a show
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's really thick

She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My pussy's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little pussy right next to mine
You can bring her over round dinnertime
My pussy is the hippest thing around
She's always been the talk of the town
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's mighty thick (meow, baby)

I wanna see your pussy show it to me
Let me see your pussy show it to me
Show me your pussy show it to me
I wanna pet your pussy show it to me