Sumo Florist by Joel Veitch, Alex Veitch, Tim Gallagher and Mike Baker rathergood.com
Just when you think you've seen the weirdest flash animation ever, something weirder comes along, like this one. Not work safe, and in fact, not safe for anyone anywhere. It's a sumo florist, which for some reason has Jamie Lee Curtis' head (at least I think that's who it is) singing about arranging flowers with his "swollen man-meat truncheon." Then he goes on for about five minutes singing "Thank you Jesus, for my cock," while cats in choir robes sing backup.