Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: Officials: Dead Woman Had Up to 40 Drinks

Friday, September 17, 2004

Officials: Dead Woman Had Up to 40 Drinks

Officials: Dead Woman Had Up to 40 Drinks

"FORT COLLINS, Colo. - A 19-year-old college student drank up to 40 beers and shots of liquor in an 11-hour period before she was found dead in a fraternity house, investigators said Friday..."

Stupid College kids. I say, if they're gonna be dumb enough to drink until they die from it, let them.

Man, how do you even stay conscious long enough to drink 40 drinks? And how are you still coordinated enough to actually get the drink to your mouth?