Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: Man Presumed Dead Calls Daughter at Wake

Friday, September 17, 2004

Man Presumed Dead Calls Daughter at Wake

Man Presumed Dead Calls Daughter at Wake

"TORONTO - Dane Squires was late for his own funeral. At least it seemed that way after people gathered Thursday at a Toronto funeral home to mourn the retired welder from Newfoundland whom they believed had been hit by a train..."

What I want to know is, where was he all this time? Usually several days pass between the time the person dies, and the funeral.