Something you will (unfortunately) never see on "Pokemon."
This is also a perfect example of the kinds of things that go through my head.
Random Pokemon Trainer: Wow, I've never seen that pokemon before, what is it?
Ash: It's an Oh-My-God-It-Burns-achu.
RPT: A what?!
Ash: An Oh-My-God-It-Burns-achu.
RPT: What a weird name, why is it called Oh-My-God-It-Burns-achu?
Ash: You asked for it... Oh-My-God-It-Burns-achu, I choose you!
RPT: OH MY GOD, IT BURNS!!!
This is the kind of thing I think about. All the time.