Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: Fat Rednecks

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Fat Rednecks

Oklahoma is such a wonderful place. You hear conversations like these all the time, especially between husbands and wives. I was walking from my car to my apartment earlier, and this family was walking to their car, and I overheard them talking. It was a woman, a little girl, probably three or four years old, and a guy who weighed at least 400 pounds and was walking around with his shirt open. The guy said "I'm gonna cut the sleeves off this shirt." And the woman replied "Just because it's hot out, doesn't mean you have to ruin all your good shirts." To which he replied, "Well, I'll just take the sum'bitch off then, and go without a shirt. What do you think of that, bitch?"