Ronald McDonald takes it up the butt.
Me and Melissa were just talking in an IM, and we had the following conversation. I think this is probably the sickest thing I've ever said. Out loud and to other people, anyway.
subspecies23: The Hamburglar just broke in and stole all my hamburgers!
missy_custer: YAYYY then CUT THE CHEESEEEE
subspecies23: uhhh, lol
subspecies23: that makes no sense
missy_custer: slap him around with a little bit of lettuce, squirt mayonnaise on him
subspecies23: no way, he likes that
missy_custer: hmmmmm then GRIND him
subspecies23: he likes hamburgers so much that his sexual fetish is to be treated like a hamburger
subspecies23: he crawls in a giant hamburger bun and says "oh baby, squirt me with your special sauce."
subspecies23: what, was it so sick you're not talking to me now? lol
[several minute pause]
missy_custer: nah, got coffee lol