Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: Ronald McDonald takes it up the butt.

Friday, July 02, 2004

Ronald McDonald takes it up the butt.

Me and Melissa were just talking in an IM, and we had the following conversation. I think this is probably the sickest thing I've ever said. Out loud and to other people, anyway.

subspecies23: HAMBURGLAR!
subspecies23: The Hamburglar just broke in and stole all my hamburgers!
missy_custer: YAYYY then CUT THE CHEESEEEE
subspecies23: uhhh, lol
subspecies23: that makes no sense
missy_custer: slap him around with a little bit of lettuce, squirt mayonnaise on him
subspecies23: no way, he likes that
missy_custer: hmmmmm then GRIND him
subspecies23: he likes hamburgers so much that his sexual fetish is to be treated like a hamburger
missy_custer: ewwwwwwwwwww
subspecies23: he crawls in a giant hamburger bun and says "oh baby, squirt me with your special sauce."
subspecies23: lmao
subspecies23: what, was it so sick you're not talking to me now? lol

[several minute pause]

missy_custer: nah, got coffee lol