Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Everything You Know is Wrong
by Chumbawamba

Misinformation.
Misinformation.

Taking scissors to play cut up with the black vote down in florida; coloured pens and glitter glue for sexing up the dossier. I'm the someone who knew something they're not telling pre-September. I lean on people in the loop to help them unremember.

I was flying on UA 93,
That shadow in the footage -- it was probably me.
I'm a rumour, I'm a doubt, I'm a lie,
But you wouldn't stand near me, if you didn't want to die.

Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
There's a verse missing out of this song (misinformation)
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
Wrong wrong, wrong wrong.

I was there when they landed on the Moon,
(In a studio in Kentucky in June).
I've got Kennedy's brain in a jar.
If you knew what I knew, you wouldn't laugh so hard.

Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
There's a verse missing out of this song (misinformation)
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
Wrong wrong, wrong wrong.

In the canteen down at Columbine with the bags they never found;
Striking matches up at Waco when they burned it to the ground.
Without me Oklahoma wasn't possible at all --
See my silhouette in the Super 8 around the grassy knoll.

Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
There's a verse missing out of this song (misinformation)
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
Wrong wrong, wrong wrong.

Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
There's a _____ missing out of this song (misinformation)
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
Wrong wrong, wrong wrong.

I was in Paris in the underpass.
I'm the FO sponsored supergrass.
I'm Charlie Thrush in Minnesota,
And I smuggled hep across the border.
Stole Danny Casolaro's memoirs;
Put the acid in the reservoirs.
I'm Ron Brown's body on a T-43,
(And I hid those missing WMD's).