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Sunday, April 04, 2004

Jamming a Pair of Scissors Repeatedly Into Your Crotch

"Some of you may think that this page is long overdue! Still others among you may feel that this page is completely irrelevant, being that the fine art of jamming a pair of scissors into your crotch repeatedly is as natural as breathing! Contrary to popular belief, though, there ARE issues that need to be addressed! This is your resource!"