Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.

Sunday, March 07, 2004

I like Leslie Nielsen movies. Some people I know hate them, but I like them. I just saw about the last 45 minutes of one, I didn't know what it was called until the ending theme song, which was sung by Weird Al Yankovic, and was pretty funny. Turns out it was called Spy Hard. It was pretty funny. At one point, Leslie Nielsen, or, Dick Steele, as his character was called, said this:

"Some people say walking down the street muttering to yourself is crazy. I'll tell you what's crazy, walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head saying, 'I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster.' That's crazy."

I hate cantaloupe, but I do walk around talking to myself, and I often say "I'm a hamster." I must be crazy. But I already new that.

Damn, I just missed one of the Back to the Future movies. I think it was the second one. I love those movies. Oh shit, now Full House is coming on this channel. Where's the remote? Cool, Dogma is coming on Comedy Central. The censored version sucks though, and I've seen the movie at least ten times anyway. Ok, enough about what's on the TV.

I just got a really weird spam porn email, which I often read just for laughs. Or sometimes to visit the site, so what. I like porn. Anyway, this email was apparently sent by a dwarf.

From: "Foreshadows Q. Malthus"
To: Kunderw
Subject: RE:messasge from candyland lets meet tonight salsa
Date: Sun, 07 Mar 2004 00:01:01 -0800

My name is Candy and just got my first webcam...woohoo.yyaa
Im looking to meet some new people and have some fun, will
you come playwith me?
If you must know, I'm 4" 10' slim figure and have a great set ofknoockers,
wanna see me today



Well, that's it for now. I'm off today, so I'll probably make several more posts. Not like I have anything else to do today.