Parasite Pals Super Fun Site
"One day Holly was a lonely girl with not the friend.
But she notice a feeling of itching on the head so she must attend doctor.
The doctor tells of the infection of many parasites.
He give the pills for removal of parasites, but Holly is sad. Why to kill the parasites?
So she gave them each a name and she became happy.
The Parasite Pals give some irritation, but much fun and love is to be shared."
Man, I wish I could come up with shit like this. Really. My favorite animation is the tapeworm eating the burger that falls into her stomach whole.