ARGH! Slunchy not happy! Some fucker impersonate Slunchy in talk-thingy! Slunchy hates everyone! Slunchy likes to bite the heads off kittens!
Slunchy smells like urine soaked alley.
Slunchy go look at porn now. Slunchy like tits too!
"Like what you like, enjoy what you enjoy, and don't take crap from anybody."