Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

From Saturday Night Live news:

"A new survey has found that only 25% percent of men kiss their wives goodbye when leaving the house. However, 99% of men kiss their house goodbye when leaving their wife."

From today's "Shoe" comic strip:

"What does your wife want for her birthday this year?" "Sigh. A divorce. But I don't really want to spend that much."