Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.

Friday, August 15, 2003

Texas Congressman Dick Armey was asked, "If you
had been in President Clinton's place, would you
have resigned?"

He replied: "If I had been in the president's
place I would not have gotten the chance to resign.
I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood,
looking up, and listening to my wife ask, "How do
you reload this son-of-a-bitch?"