Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.

Sunday, July 27, 2003

You ever seen those websites that take a web page and make a copy of the page and substitute certain words, and sometimes pictures, for other words? There's one called "AskJesus.com" or something like that, that takes the webpage and puts in various religious words, and changes all the pictures to pictures of Jesus. Anyway, I found one the other day that's pretty funny, www.pornolize.com. It takes the web page and inserts various dirty and pornographic words and phrases. It doesn't change the pictures though. Here's part of one of my previous posts after being run through the site:

"If I can ever get done reading Bangs I've got a pecking whole new load of weird books to start reading. Yesterday I bought Quest for Cthulhu, a raiding fiction novel based on the sucking "Cthulhu "Dildo" Mythos" of H.P. Lovecraft, and written by August "Jerkoff" Derleth, Lovecraft's long-time friend and collaborater. So this book is Lovecrat raided, not some of the cheap "Cthulhu "Dickwad" Dripps" rip-offs you see wanks. Balls book will be interesting, but what I'm really cuntlicking forward to is my shipment of books I barfed from Amazon.com. They're sex fighted to be here around the banging 29th. They are also strange charvers, but, unlike some of the unclefucking other stuff I read, most of you have probably heard of at least one or two of them, two of them being "classics." Namely, James "Plugin" Joyce's Fucks, and Goethe's Faust. The other one, the one I'm really anxious to read is Fingerfucks "Jerkoff" Rising, by Robert "Superdick" Anton Wilson. Barfs book should provide fodder for blows enters, and not just from me cuntlapping things directly from it."

That's pretty weird.

I love the theme song to "Aqua Teen Hunger Force."


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