Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.

Tuesday, July 29, 2003

This is the greatest thing ever. The Duel. A flash movie that starts out with a squirrel and a penguin doing the whole "Dueling Banjos" routine. Then (while dueling banjos continues to play) it changes to scenes of the Dukes of Hazzard in their car chasing some pigs, while they are being chased by the cops. Then it ends with some chickens in Ku Klux Klan hoods around a burning KFC sign, instead of a burning cross.

I just had a horrible thought. Those chickens are probably called the "Ku Clucks Klan." That's a horrible pun, and I have to go hurt myself now.

Preacher: I haven't seen you in church lately.
Woman: Well, there's just so many hypocrites there anymore.
Preacher: Don't worry, there's always room for one more.