Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.

Monday, July 07, 2003

Send this to all your friends:


We represent the Fertilizer Society of America. It will not cost you a cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and shit on their front lawn. You won't be the only one there, so don't be embarrassed.

Then make five copies of this letter, leaving the top name off and adding your name and address at the bottom. Send them to five of your best friends and urge them to do the same. You wont get any money, but within five weeks, if this chain is not broken, you will have 3,215 strangers shitting on your lawn. Here Comes Everybody!

Your reward next summer will be the greenest lawn on the block.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN! Everybody who has broken it has within five days suffered acute, prolonged, and inexplicable constipation, which responds to no known laxative and requires, in each case, intervention of the apple corer or its surgical equivalent.

There is only ONE God
and he is the SUN God
Ra! Ra! Ra!