Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.

Sunday, July 13, 2003

Out of the 535 members of the United States Congress:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

And these are the people responsible for passing the laws to keep the rest of us in line.

Beware! The Paranoids are watching you!