Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.

Wednesday, June 18, 2003

Cool! I'd heard about this email scam before from a couple of places, and they all acted like everyone had seen it, but this is the first time I've ever gotten it. I feel special now.

Hey, it's the most exciting thing to happen to me in quite some time...which is really fucking sad.

I don't say this very often, but I really need to get laid...

Anyway, here's the email thing I was talking about.


I am Mrs. Mariam. Abacha, the widow of Sani Abacha the
Late Nigerian Head of State.

I am presently in distress and under house arrest
while my son Mohammed is undergoing trial in Lagos and
Abuja though he has just been recently granted bail under
the condition that my family refunds to the Federal
Government some amount of money. The government
has frozen all the family account and auctioned all our

Refer to this website about my husband's loot and you will
understand what I mean

To save the family from total bankruptcy I have
managed to ship through an undercover courier company,
the sum of US24, 000,000.00. kept by my late husband. The
money was disguised to beat the Nigerian
Security and it is currently deposited in a security
company which I will disclose the name and contacts to you if
I get a positive response from you. I want you to receive the
money and pay into your account for the family safely.

I am offering you 30% for assisting me secure this
money Contact me immediately with my email address
so that I can forward to you all necessary details.
Endeavour to send your phone and fax numbers for easy
Communications. This project is not risky.

Best regards.

Mrs. Mariam. Abacha (Dr.)