Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.

Saturday, June 14, 2003

As soon as I stop crying I'm going to gouge my own eyes out. I just turned it past TNN and wrestling was on, and some big sumo-wrestler-looking guy was wearing a speedo that was crammed up his ass like a thong and dancing around like a stripper, he was putting his volkswagen-sized ass right in the camera and shaking it. I think they called him "Big Kish." It was by far the most god-awful thing I've ever seen. I now hate wrestling even more than I did before, if that's possible.