Dammit, email, for the last time, I don't want to buy Viagra, and I don't care if "these girls will make your balls explode!" I'd really rather not have my balls explode anyway, I'm kind of fond of them. Also, I do not wish to receive any more emails about penis enlargement. You really know how to make a guy feel insecure. And I did not sign up to receive any of these emails, I don't care how many times you claim I did.
Yes, I received all of the above mentioned emails, all in about the last five minutes. They've gotten even worse than usual, and I don't know why. I haven't even been going to porn sites lately.