Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.: December 2002

Tuesday, December 31, 2002

The ol' Underground Lair is looking somewhat neglected. It's been awhile since I've written anything, but that should be changing as Chris has left for Iceland, where he'll be stationed for the next 2 1/2 years, and so now, I once again have no life, and will probably be spending a lot of time online again, either that, or playing video games. Christmas, baby, whee. I got lots of new video games, but I will save the Christmas news for another post, I mainly just stopped in to let you know I'm still here. I'm sick, again. I've felt better the last week or so, but then I just got sick again, not as bad as I was, though.

Hey, wow, I've actually got plans for tonight. I usually stay home on New Year's Eve. Big Deal, I say. I hate New Year's. All it is is another excuse for people to go out and get drunk. Which is what I'll be doing tonight. I'm going over to Daniel's house. It's gonna be Daniel, Olivia, Alicia and me, and maybe some others, we dont know yet. We're gonna get drunk and watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Alicia and Olivia are obsessed with that movie now. I've only seen it once, a few months ago.

Alicia and Phillip broke up, so she's all upset and depressed.

Also, I'm no longer interested in Crystal, haven't been for a couple of weeks now. The stuff that started out as kinda cute eventually just got irritating. I can barely even stand to be around her now, I can barely work the same shift as her anymore.

Well, that's about it for now. I'm gonna go eat some dinner, and then go buy some alcohol and then get ready for tonight.

But first, here's the results of a couple of test I just took:

I am 87% Evil Genius

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

Take the Evil Genius Test at

Every word of it is true...but THIS test lies and will be destroyed:

What's YOUR sexual fetish?

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Wednesday, December 18, 2002

It's that time of year again. Merry Christmas, ya'll.
White Trash Christmas

Tomorrow is my birthday, I'll be 23. I'm wanting to go see "The Two Towers" tomorrow, but I don't know if I'll be able to get in or not, the news says that most of the theaters are sold out for the next several days for it. I'm still sick, too, it sucks. I got better for a couple of days, but then last night I suddenly got sick again.

Friday, December 13, 2002

Cough, hack, wheeze, hack, cough up blood. I'm sick, very sick. It sucks. That's why I am am writing this right now, instead of being at work or at Chris' house. I called in sick today. I've been sick for a few days now. It started out as sniffles and sinus problems and sometimes itchy eyes. Almost seemed like allergies. I think allergies is part of it though, everytime I go to Chris' house I get sicker, and he gets sick while he's there too. But if we leave we get better (I did at first, but now I'm sick full-time). We have no idea what could be causing it though, maybe it's that deadly house mold or something. Anyway, it started out as a really sore throat, and then sinus problems, but then, yesterday, it moved into my chest, and I developed chest congestion and a horrible cough. By the end of the night last night, I felt almost dead I was so weak from coughing so hard all night. I felt so bad I probably wouldn't have been able to sleep if I hadn't been so weak and drugged up on various medicines. It's still mainly my chest today, with a bad cough, not as bad as yesterday though, and a slight bit of sinus congestion. It really sucks. I haven't coughed up blood yet, but everytime I cough, it hurts so bad I expect to.

Tuesday, December 10, 2002

I bought "Grand Theft Auto 3" Sunday night, and I've been playing it constantly ever since. I'd never played any of the GTA games, but me and Chris were up at Wal-Mart and he was telling me about how cool GTA 3 was and I decided on the spur of the moment to buy it. I would have bought "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City" but they were all sold out. I'm going to have to buy it soon, though, I read some reviews for it today and it sounds really cool. I've been playing GTA 3 so much that I see it when I close my eyes. I'm gonna go play it some more now.

Saturday, December 07, 2002

About ten minutes ago I was standing in the kitchen, holding a banana like a gun, and saying, in a strange accent, "You will feel the wrath of my space banana." It was fun. There was no one else around, so there wasn't much point in it, but I did it anyway. I'm always doing things like that. Then I cut up the banana and made a peanut-butter and banana sandwich, one my favorites. So now I'm eating a lunch consisting of a peanut-butter and banana sandwich, and chili-cheese flavored fritos, and I'm writing about it. Isn't my life grand? I bet you wish you could be just like me. But you'll never be like me, you bitches! For I am the most powerful and important being in the universe. The fact that, while I am this important powerful being, I choose to squander it all away on such trivial pursuits as writing about sandwiches, just proves how far above you I really am. My ways are inscrutable to you.

...or something like that.

Hmmmm, what should I write about? Well, Alicia and Phillip are together now, that's cool, I'm happy for her. Now if I could only get with Crystal. She said something the other day about her boyfriend keeps cheating on her. This sounds mean, but, that gives me hope at least. Maybe they'll break up or something, and I'll have a chance with her. I finally get to work with her for more than a couple of hours this week! Sunday she was supposed to work from 8:00 to 4:00, and Shasta was supposed to work 4:00 to close, but they switched or something, so now Shasta works in the morning and Crystal works that night. So I get to work with Crystal from 4:00 to 10:00, and it's a Sunday night, Sunday nights are usually slow and there's nothing to do but stand around anyway, so I should get to talk to her a lot. I'm actually looking forward to work Sunday.

So, how about them (insert name of your favorite football team here). They suck. I hate them.

Umm, I guess that's about it for now.

Thursday, December 05, 2002

Ok. I just got out my little Christmas tree and decorated it, while listening to Fat Boy Slim, so that cheered me up a lot.

One of those "Real Sex" shows is on HBO right now, but I can't watch it, when I'm in this kind of mood, porn just depresses me more.

There's a picture I wanted to put up here, but for some reason I can't get it to show up on my blog. It's something else that's really cheering me up, a mug shot of a young Bill Gates, when he was picked up on some kind of traffic violation, he didn't have his license on him, or something like that. I like this picture. Here's a link to it, Bill Gates' Mugshot.

Fuck, today totally sucked. I'm cold, tired, and I'm in a really bad mood. I got up at 10:00 a.m., which is about an hour early for me. Then I cleaned my hamster's cage. Then I watched part of Goldmember, which I bought last night. Then about 1:00 I went over to Chris' house. He had to go shopping, so we went to Wal-Mart. Then we went back to Chris' house and basically sat around and did nothing. At 4:30 I went to Carl's Jr. to pick up my check and to talk to Crystal. I still hadn't heard from her since the wreck, I didn't know how she was since the wreck. I barely got to talk to her though, her or anyone else. They were very busy. Also while I was there I found out she does have a boyfriend. I knew a girl like her must have one, but I'd never heard her say anything about one. But tonight she was talking to someone, and I heard her say something about, "if he cheats on me one more time, I'll die." So, I'm kinda upset about that.
Then I went back to Chris' house and we just sat around watching tv some more. But there was nothing good on, and I got so bored, and, for some reason, cold, I had to leave. And so here I am.


Check out this email I just received:

"dude! you don't know me and i don't know you, but as i was searching for a new or used engine for a jeep i bought, i got to your weird journal web (whatever it is).. now how fuck up is that? i only typed this on search " daihatsu engines in juarez" and it got me to your web... agggghh, im not mad or anything i just think its really funny lol...i don't even know if you will read this email or not but fuck bored and can't find a fucking engine... goodluck with crystal"

Weird, man.

Just think, people I don't know, have never met, and probably don't want to know, know all about my infatuation with Crystal, but she doesn't. Unless Alicia's told her or something. She might suspect or think that I like her, but I've never actually told Crystal that I like her. That's something I hope to change very soon, but, good luck with that, what with this horrible shyness and social anxiety disorder. It's been amazing though, that I can talk to her, and be around her as easy as I can. Usually I can't even talk to a new person unless I've worked with them for a month or two. And such an incredible looking girl as Crystal, I would never have been able to talk to. I would have freaked out and hid every time I saw her. As time passes it's steadily getting a little easier to talk to people, but it's still a slow and uphill battle.

Wednesday, December 04, 2002

Yay! It's snowing! Well, not anymore, but it was. It's been snowing all morning. For awhile it was even snowing a lot. But, unfortunately, none of it is sticking, it's all melting. There's a small dusting on the fences and some other places, but not much. Weird weather around here. Monday it was 75 degrees, then yesterday it was 35. I like 35 better. 75 is way too warm for me. I can't beleive it's December and still in the 70s.

I'm listening to Tenacious D, it's been awhile since I listened to that cd. They rule. They needed to put more songs on the cd though, instead of so many skits. Fuck Her Gently is one of the best songs ever created. The video is cool too, I love Spumco animation, Ren and Stimpy was the best. I heard TNN is gonna start showing all the Ren and Stimpy reruns, uncut! They were edited and censored for Nickelodeon. They are also gonna try to maybe get them to make some new Ren and Stimpy episodes too.

Dammit, why is it that Crystal only works nights on my days off? I hardly ever get to see her anymore. She even mentioned it the other day, she was like "I missed you, freckles. Why don't we get to work together anymore?" She calls me Freckles, I hate that name, but I've gotten used to it. I don't mind when she calls me that, it's kinda cute. But if anyone else calls me that I will have to kill them. (That goes double for you, Alicia.) The other day she was dancing around the place singing "Freckles time, Freckles time!" She kinda scares me. She was asking why Chris was at Carl's every night. And I told her it was because he's in the Navy and so he's gone a lot, and he's home on leave. And she said, "Oh, so he wants to get in as much Freckles time as he can." And that's when she started with the Freckles time song.

Fuck, I have to get ready for work, dammit. I hate work! At least I only work five hours tonight. And with the bad weather, it will probably be slow, and I'll get off even earlier than that. I work with Alicia tonight, hopefully she won't read this post before she comes to work, or I'll have to listen to her calling me Freckles all night, and then I'll have to kill her. To which her response would be "You can't kill me, I'm immortal, I'm a vampire." That reminds me, I need to bring her birthday present to her tonight. Her birthday was several days ago, but I keep forgetting.

Tonight I didn't hang out with Chris after work, and I even got off work early. I just didn't want to tonight. I've been over there like everyday the last week or so, and just wanted to veg in front of the TV or computer tonight. Which is pretty much all we do at Chris', but I like needed some me time, or something. I'm not usually a social person, and so all this leaving the house, and hanging out with people, and actually going places was starting to get to me. Plus I didn't get much sleep last night, so tonight I need sleep, lots of it. In fact, I'm going to bed now. Right now.

You people suck. Screw you guys, I'm going home. Or to bed. Something.

Tuesday, December 03, 2002

And now, presenting...Satan's Cheerleaders!

Who loves Satan?
We love Satan!
Who loves Satan?
We love Satan!
Satan! (Satan)
Satan! (Satan)

Sorry, that just popped into my head, and I had to share.

I got really drunk last night. That's the first time in a long time I've gotten really drunk. Me and Chris got a bottle of something called 99 Bananas. It's a banana flavored alcohol and it was like 99 proof, so it got me drunk really quick. It was pretty good in orange juice. I got online at one point at hsi house, while I was drunk, to check my email and write a new post, but I didn't finish it. I got online because I was really bored. Some girl he met over the internet, I have no idea who she is, showed up and without even saying anything to me, they just went off into his room and he fucked her or something. Then she left. He admitted it was a pretty rude thing to do to me, and apologized profusely, since he was drunk.

Crystal wasn't at work last night. I hope she's ok. She was on my mind all day yesterday, but it's hard not to think about someone when you're covered in bruises and bite marks from them.

Dammit, I have to go to work later. I don't want to go to work. Work sucks.

Hey, A.I. is on, I've still never seen that.

Monday, December 02, 2002

Yikes. Tonight I am once again sore and bruised. This time from teeth and not fists. But once again, it was Crystal that did it. I worked with her for two hours today, and she kept biting me. They were really hard bites too! The first time I was just standing there and she bit my thumb, really hard, left tooth marks and drool all over my thumb. I complained about the drool and she said "but my drool's special drool." And so I complained that she left bite marks and she said "my bite marks are special." And I said, "you're special all right, did you ride the short bus to school?" And she said "You're special, Special Ed." Then she had some stupid game I've never heard of, some car drove through the parking lot and she said something about it had two different headlight, and she hit the table in some weird pattern of knocks, and was like "you guys (it was me and Daniel) better hurry, the last one has to make a sex noise." So apparently Daniel knew what the hell she was talking about and hit the table too, and so she was like "Now you have to make a sex noise, Kevin." And I said that no way would I make a sex noise, and she just kept bugging me, trying to get me to make a sex noise. Finally she bit down on my upper right arm, and hung from my arm by her teeth. She broke the skin through my shirt. I've still got a bruise and teeth marks on my arm. Then later she bit my left forearm and tried to drag me across the room by my arm with her teeth. I've got a large knot on my arm from it. Later, when I pointed out the large knot she kissed her hand and then pressed it to the knot, and asked if that made it better.
The coolest part of the day, though, was when she told me, "you're my favorite friend, after Alicia. You're my favorite guy friend."

Fuck, it's freezing in here! I can barely type I'm shaking so much. That's why I'm being really loose with my spelling and grammer tonight, I'm trying to get this post done and get in bed. It's 3:00 a.m.

Later that night, Crystal had a wreck! She rolled her car four times! Completely totaled it, she said. That sucks, she had a really nice car too, it looked expensive. Around 9:00 or so she came in to Carl's Jr. and told us she had had a wreck, she looked pretty bad, her arm was all scraped up and red. She said she was in pain, and couldn't feel her arm hardly. The EMS people had wanted to take her to the hospital, but she said no, she would have her mom take her later. They said they thought her arm was fractured in a few places, and she hit her head on the windsheild during the wreck. But, instead of going to the hospital, she came to Carl's TO BUY SOME FOOD! I was like "Are you crazy? Go to the hospital, especially if you hit your head." And she was like, "I will, but first I have to get this food." I hope she's ok.

Hmmm, this entire post was about Crystal. Ok, today I also went over to Chris' house after work, and we drank a little rum and coke and watched Clerks (which I had still never seen) and a Anime movie called Metropolis. Metropolis was cool, but I thought Clerks sucked. The only Kevin Smith movies I had seen were Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I loved both of those, but I thought Clerks sucked.

So, if you haven't figured it out yet...Yes, Crystal is the girl I like. I like her a lot. She's one of the most incredible looking girls I've ever met. She's beautiful, and sexy. She's cool, and seems like she'd be a lot of fun to hang out with. I really enjoy working with her. It really sucks that we didnt get to work together this week, except for two hours today. And it's gonna be that way next week too. She is a little on the too hyper side, but that's cool. She is (or was, I'm not sure) a cheerleader, but I can forgive her for that. Cheerleaders are evil, usually. She's supposed to work tomorrow night, but I don't know if she will, because of the wreck. She'll probably be in pain tomorrow. If she is at work I will have to stop by to see how she is.

Ok, I'm going to bed now.