I want to get a tattoo of Tattoo, the midget guy from Fantasy Island. Then I could say, "Dude, wanna see my tattoo?" and then I'd show it to them, and they'd either laugh, or punch me.
I got a fortune cookie the other day, it said "You will soon witness a miracle." I wonder what's up with that?
I just got some porn junk mail yesterday from someone named "Cowpimp."
And speaking of that, look what I found. It's very disturbing, but funny. I'm a cow. It may take a while to load.