Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K.

Tuesday, October 08, 2002

Praise "Bob"

Eternal Salvation, or Triple Your Money Back!

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Also try this: Chapter One of The Book of the SubGenius.

...else I shall set Tubby, the Magic Beef Monster to kill you!

Is it just me, or does "beef monster" sound really dirty?